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Galactic Database of Life and Stuff[]

GDLS goal is to document the various topics of interest in the Juna galaxy. Or, if nothing interesting is happening, at least document topics. GDLS prides itself on being mostly reliable and somewhat helpful. GDLS is maintained by a diverse group of sentient and semi-sentient authors across Juna who range from retarded to drug-addicted.

Our legal team stresses that no information in this database should be taken as fact and all advice should be disregarded, lest the user incurs seriously bodily harm.

Now that all that boring crap is out of the way, the publishing team invites you to lay back, shoot up some heroin, and learn some shit. YOLO.

Juna[]

M31 bers 1824 — This isn't Juna, but it looks a lot like it and it's cool nevertheless.

Juna, also known by nerds as MSCJ99, is a pretty big and old collection of space stuff that orbits the Central Star Cluster. Big and old is as specific as we are allowed to get without incurring fines for violating the Law of General Relativity. But trust us. It's REALLY big and REALLY old.

Most of the inhabitants of Juna like to kill each other a lot. And if certain inhabitants don't like killing, then they probably enjoy dying. The only reason Junians ever band together is to blast the everliving crap out of people they like less than their allies. Here is a pretty embarrassingly incomplete list of Militarily Alliances if you want to join them in their quest to end sentient life.

Oh, I should also probably mention that we've been trying to kill each other for, like, a really long time. Here's a list of historical conflicts if that kinda stuff gets you off.

As it stands right now, the UGA is at war with the AOR. They're calling it the Separation Wars.

If we can't kill each other, then we love to rip each other off. Thus begins the life of corporate worship. Here is a list of major companies. Remember, the customer is only right if he has a bigger gun than you.